xombiedirge:

Pulp Fiction ReAction Figures by Funko

3.75” Blood splattered Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield, limited to 2000 pieces each, will be exclusively available from Booth #5343 at SDCC 2014.

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

(via adventuresinsanity)

pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

(via whisky-rivers)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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(via dumble-dude)

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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forgotn1:

I’d like to see Andrew Garfield as an extra in the background of a scene in Avengers 2. No talking. No focus on him. Just him in the background taking pictures.

(via wendigostolemytardis)

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(via dirtyepicdirty)

mistressofthefags:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thank u for ur contribution

(via wendigostolemytardis)

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

(via wendigostolemytardis)

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(via 4rsenic)

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

(via po-tart)

liftedandgiftedd:


yo dude in the back hellllaaa reached out like it was nothing to grab that shit

liftedandgiftedd:

yo dude in the back hellllaaa reached out like it was nothing to grab that shit

(via benjaminjammin)

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