besticl3s:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

I can low key understand why they call it a pineapple. There are pinecones but you can actually eat these so pineapple. Idk, but yeah, weird change from everyone else

besticl3s:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

I can low key understand why they call it a pineapple. There are pinecones but you can actually eat these so pineapple. Idk, but yeah, weird change from everyone else

aych-bee:

sailor-sparkle-kicks:

so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

wait for it…

I love that his stroke is just SOOO SLOW it’s borderline creepy.

aych-bee:

sailor-sparkle-kicks:

so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

wait for it…

I love that his stroke is just SOOO SLOW it’s borderline creepy.

powerviolent:

A CLOUD FELL?

powerviolent:

A CLOUD FELL?

(via 4rsenic)

interrobangphan:

hiimcastieltheweepingangel:

mujertropical:

donnaluna:

shmoke-what:

oliviatheelf:

too-kawaii-to-die:

I don’t care what kind of blog I have I will blog this no matter what.

"Craving sensation: feeling unreal" was such a huge part of the beginning of my relapse. I was convinced that people in front of me didn’t even exist and I kept touching things and trying to feel sensation. I’m reblogging because I know that that was so horrifying for me and I never want anyone else to go through it. 

In case someone needs to see this

Just in case this can help someone. Some suggestions also seem harmful (eating a hot pepper really hurts!!!) but steps to feeling better and not self harming is most important. Sending you love and light

STOP SCROLLING! Please reblog this vitally important information because at least one of your followers is self-harming. Thank you!

I need this

I’ve used some of these and they really do help! Reblogging forever simply because this could help save someone

(via peachywolf)

reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url

gonna do all wish me luck

(via peachywolf)

drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

(via thatfellowsthings)

spaloonbabuguuscooties:

image

i didnt study for this

(via 4rsenic)

If it were the first “Star Wars” movie, “The Phantom Menace” would be hailed as a visionary breakthrough. But this is the fourth movie of the famous series, and we think we know the territory; many of the early reviews have been blase, paying lip service to the visuals and wondering why the characters aren’t better developed. How quickly do we grow accustomed to wonders. I am reminded of the Isaac Asimov story “Nightfall,” about the planet where the stars were visible only once in a thousand years. So awesome was the sight that it drove men mad. We who can see the stars every night glance up casually at the cosmos and then quickly down again, searching for a Dairy Queen.
Roger Ebert in defense of The Phantom Menace. (via theoradical)

(via besticl3s)

unclefather:

1sa2:

starrious:

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

amAZING

scary as fuck.

i hate this asparagus cloud

unclefather:

1sa2:

starrious:

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

amAZING

scary as fuck.

i hate this asparagus cloud

(via 4rsenic)

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

(via dumble-dude)

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